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consolize

The act of creating a PC game which contains console game design concepts or gameplay offering more instant gratification. These design concepts include, but are not limited to the following:

-Unlockables
-Less customization features
-Very little control for multiplayer hosts

Consolization can often be a result of porting a console game to PC and may often be accompanied by sloppy optimization and widespread technical issues of all kinds.

It may also less literally mean "cheapened" or "simplified" and can, as such, sometimes be applied even to certain console games.
"Man, those games used to be awesome, but lately they've just been consolized."
by Doopydoo22 September 5, 2007
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Abyss of Lost Consoles

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*
by 0niTTRay March 3, 2004
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The Console Fanboy

Console Fanboys, these people are annoying. Console fanboys are arrogant people that will go apesh*t if their favorite gaming system is brought into question. Whether it be the Playstation 2, Gamecube, or X-Box. Each system has its pros and cons, but console fanboys don’t care. For example, if a fanboy is devoted to Sony, he will love every system made by Sony, and hate everything made by competing companies. But the main thing console fanboys are focusing on right now is the next-gen systems. The X-Box 360 is already out, and it is being praised by Microsoft fanboys as being better then the other two next-gen systems, the Playstation 3 and Nintendo Revolution. Even though the PS3 and Revolution are not even out yet. Two things that make console fanboys annoying are: 1) They hate every system other than the one they like, regardless of whether or not they have even played them. 2) They think the next-gen system made by their favorite company will be better than the other next-gen systems, even if they are not out yet and no one can know for sure which is best. Console fanboys will always be close-minded. They will always exist as long as new gaming systems come out.
If you want to see the console fanboy yourself, I suggest going to any forum with a lot of members, and starting a thread asking which gaming system is best. Before you know it, a slew of console fanboys will flood your thread with their comments and flame wars will ensue.
by AngryCat April 20, 2006
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Console.WriteLine

if you use console then you definitely eat raw potatoes of breakfast, how much of an inbred can you be to use this shitty application, you are probably a Neeklen living in a nigloo.
Neeklen: I am going to use Console.WriteLine to program a dating site!!!!
Visual Studio: Syntax error you fucktard.
by hoesanna69 January 19, 2022
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hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.
sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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Console fanboy

A) Someone who likes a certain console and hates fans of other consoles

B) A console player who dislike the PC for some reason and likes to exaggerate both the price of a PC, and the technology of their consoles
Example a)
PS3 fanboy:"Xbox sucks because <insert reason here>"

Xbox fanboy:"PS3 sucks because <insert yet another reason here>

Example b)
Console troll:"PC SUX BCUZ <insert most unbelievable reason here>"

PC gamer: "You ought to switch to PC, the consoles are outdated and with, BF3 coming out, you'll miss the full game DICE has to offer"

Slightly Sane, yet ignorant console fanboy:"Nah, I'd lay on a couch and play a game with my super console with better graphics than on a $10,000 PC that gets viruses."

PC gamer "$10,000? We're talking about a PC here! Not a car! And better graphics? Fail!"
by Archer 250 November 15, 2011
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The Last Great Console

SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System for the noobs), the high king over all gaming systems, made legendary by such games as Super Metroid, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, the mario titles it carried over including the one with yoshi and the all star pack, FFX, the Donkey Kong games, and the badass Megaman series, especially Megaman X 3. Only the Sega Genesis could ever rival it, and that only due to the Sonic Series. As Nintendo proceeds to develop their halfass game cube platform, the SNES remains the greatest of all consoles ever made.
The Last Great Console owns the hell out of the atari, the nintendo, the N64, the Game Cube, the Playstation, the PS2, the Sega Genesis, the Dreamcast, and especially the Xbox.
by Ign30us |2oX June 18, 2005
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