Confessioned

When you’re tired af and lost 37 braincells and end up saying this to your crush or something-

Pixie I just confessioned :)

by SmolMellow Smore December 13, 2019

Confessions Story

A private story on snapchat where people ask you any question and you have to confess the truth.

Did you see what was on Roberts Confessions Story? I can’t believe he did that with Cindy!

by bigphatgorillacoochie April 28, 2020

confessions bot

A popular Discord bot that allows users to hide behind anonymity and share their darkest secrets without anyone knowing who they are, unless they sell their soul and buy premium

User1: Hey have you checked out Confessions bot?
User2: No, what does it do?
User1: Allows people to make rude posts anonymously unless you buy premium!!

by randomubeditor June 17, 2024

MIMER Confessions Admin

Shit💩

Jack:He looks like Mimer confessions Admin
Tom:You mean he looks like Shit

by TeraBaapMC November 23, 2021

accusational-confessions

A subconscious act when persons indirectly accuse you for something they have done. For example: a boyfriend accusing you for cheating, when in fact they are the one whose having an affair.

" Do not bother interrogating him, 'accusational-confessions' will tell on himself for where the money was spent."

by Cuntstina June 10, 2019

confess-baiting

when a character is about to confess, (usually in queerbaiting/queercoded/queer shows), but say some stupid shit instead.

guy character 1: i have to tell you something i never got to

guy character 2: what is it?

guy character 1: i.... *build up romance pause* lied about that one time we done *insert some stupid shit*

person watching the show: WHAT THE FUCK? THEY WERE CONFESS-BAITING? THOSE FUCKERS

by TJLCASDFBNJAUYTGBHXNJK April 29, 2024

spanish confession

a confession brought out by force, via an outside party that wants an answer, that doesn't tell the truth of the confessor and only exist to help the outside party.

news anchor 1: "videos were released of the protestors interviewing the state news, telling the public that their actions against the government was wrong and now are going to be good boys."
news anchor 2:"is it me or did the government gave them a Spanish confession."

by gast123456789 August 10, 2025