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commando bling

Being phototographed from such an angle that it appears as though one is naked, except for one or more pieces of jewelry. Preferably, jewelry is large and sparkly.
One might be described as going commando bling when, while wearing a strapless dress, they are photgraphed from the shoulders up so that only skin and sparkly jewelry shows.
by jfroggie77 January 11, 2011
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commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...
Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!
by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010
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commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.
"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"
by HMAR December 7, 2006
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commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.
(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro
by eneville August 9, 2010
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Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!
She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.
by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018
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Commando Noob

Somebody that uses the commando in black ops with these features

A supressor
A reflex sight with a customized reticle, reticle color, and lens
A camo of any sort
A clan tag and or an emblem

Usually, this type of noob camps. They rarely sprint and try to be sneaky. This noob is most common in search and destroy.
Player 1: "Did you see that guy?"

Player 2: "Yeah, that commando noob had a green smiley face in his reflex sight."
by Guest1234 December 9, 2011
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commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)
All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro
by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021
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