spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

combustulation

to bust your top uncontrollably. to exert a substance from the body in a way that is out of control.
jiz

I have to warn you; I have strong combustulation problems.

by ashley mcd. March 31, 2004

combustible

Adj. A word meaning that shit is ill, hot, off the hook. Mostly used in refrence to that in according to something or someone that is about to explode in a possitive way.

That phat ass track is combustible!

The ass on that girl makes me want to combust all over her and her mom.

by DjDocNasty aka Battle Axe October 3, 2008

Combustanut

When you jack off so hard that your balls explode in flames

Jason: Did you hear about Matt?
Heather: No, what happened?
Jason: He jacked off to the point where here had a Combustanut

by 12PluckMyPubes34CloseTheDoor March 15, 2020

Combustulate

How you feel when you look at someone hot. You combust, but with a twist.

“Have you seen Kristen Stewart in that new movie? She makes me combustulate.”

by nils sedebego December 6, 2021

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”

by Zelley August 23, 2023