Stair Collapse Syndrome

(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.

Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.

by eliza_something September 14, 2023

Guest collapser

Someone outside your regular group of party friends who joins you for an after party and proceeds to immediately collapse.

Did you see Manos last weekend? He was the guest collapser at Colin’s place

by PetitDragon November 29, 2020

chateau collapsible

Any wine( usually cheap, vinegar tasting ) that comes in a cardboard cask or box.

A couple of bogans turned up for dinner with a chateau collapsible, which means, we’re drinking everything else in my home except that horse piss.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Galaxy Collapse

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.

Section. 1.

fuck you

SOMEBODY SCREAM!! -Er70r
(galaxy collapse)

by Er70r June 19, 2022

Collapsed

AZ Alkmaar vs Dundee United, August 11th 2022

Dundee United's arse has well and truly collapsed here in Alkmaar

by Jun Suzuki August 11, 2022

Lung Collapsion

RaiderLycor's lungs dying after rapping several songs in a row.

After I'm done rapping I just go "Oh cool I did it I'm gonna go die of lung collapsion now!"

by RaiderLycor November 12, 2021

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024