Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.

Never do the Rhode Island Clam Stand.

by UranicPizza751 July 7, 2014

voo doo clam

Bomb ass pussy. When they keep coming back to you no matter what because your pussy is so fire they can’t stay away.

that bitch is crazy but she got that voo doo clam

by Lanabana1 April 24, 2019

clam jammer

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.

wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it

by Whateva!! February 9, 2010

king clam

Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.

Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.

I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by tweeee January 20, 2011

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

by Gimpler June 1, 2010

Cammila

A goddess, Cammila is the name given to the most desirable, intelligent, creative and skilled woman in the world. On par with both Aphrodite and Athena in terms of physical beauty and wisdom, Cammila is also synonymous with the legend of Psyche. She is master of all things aesthetic and her fashion sense is second to none. Similarly, she is also handy and resourceful in situations that require either a quick wit, a snappy comeback, a power tool and/or a working knowledge of firearms. Cammila is a girl who is exploding into the universe with possibilities – she is confident, self-aware and sexy.

Guy 1: Dang, have you seen Cammila lately, she is looking HAWT!

Guy 2: Damn straight Brah! And have you seen how she handles those double-hand cannons? SO sexy!

by Collar December 1, 2010

bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

by T. J. October 30, 2003