Did that chair just move?

A desperate excuse; typically used when losing a video game. Can also be used as a counter to "L bozo" and "ratio".
Also a very effective conversation ender.

Person 1: L bozo + ratio
Person 2: Did that chair just move?

by porkyporkadidas April 3, 2022

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller

yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

by biglettucefingers May 1, 2020

Chair Spinner

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.

Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.

by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015

Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.

Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.

by melodyq February 2, 2009

Clairo

A bedroom pop artist well known for “Pretty Girl”, “Bubble gum”, and all of her other songs because they’re all iconic. She is an industry plant but she’s super talented so it doesn’t matter

Person 1: “Have you heard “Sofia” by Clairo? i cry everytime i listen time it!”
Person 2: “Omg yes it’s my fav song rn!!”

by whore4dior December 26, 2019

Chair force

what every other branch calls the air force

man why didnt i join the chair force?

by anonymous October 3, 2017

My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013