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chili dog surprise

When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.
Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!

Then he yells "SURPRISE"
chili dog surprise by penh June 6, 2009

chili shits 

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.
Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.
chili shits by Jack August 5, 2006

chili ring 

The feces that remains around your asshole if you do not wipe well enough.
She had a nice ass, but also a nasty chili ring. She's gotta wash her butt.....
chili ring by supacool(o)(o) July 1, 2008

chili pumped 

when a male fingers a femal with tabasco sauce on his tips so it gets on the clit.
oliver gave a girl one hell of a chili pumper she went to the bathroom after he fingerd her and cried.

oliver is giving out free chili pumpers tonight... he has 12 inch fingers!!!

i got with this chick last night and i know the only reason she called me today was because i chili pumped her.

chili dog massacre 

the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.
Dont Go In There! It's A Friggin Chili Dog Massacre!
chili dog massacre by irvinesucks August 31, 2007
the origin and birth place of a glorious vine
Chili's by peetabread February 17, 2019