Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017

Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby

Look at that cute child

by 459395 March 17, 2022

child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

Child

A tiny creature that takes your life away

That child took my life away

by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022

Childs

1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now

Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."

by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008

The Child

A infant character of Yoda's currently unnamed species who is actually 50 years old whom is introduced in “The Mandalorian”. The Child also goes by Baby Yoda in the fandom despite the show taking place after Yoda's death.

Alex: My favorite Star Wars character is The Child
Brian: Don't you mean Baby Yoda?
Alex: It's not Yoda Brian. It's The Child.

by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 10, 2020

Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child

Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear

by Hashipoo the star February 5, 2018