ass cattle

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

by hairy rumps June 03, 2010

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p January 02, 2009

cattle field

Cattle field is when someone speaks openly ignorant or fantasy storytelling in efforts too gain impression of a person or people by gloating unhealthy or unhelpful information or events

“I’m not going too take you through a Cattle Field , this job really pay’s off”

by Yunq Deezi August 16, 2022

Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.

Holy cattle, she's crazy.

by RookieRooster September 29, 2021

cattle run

The act of fucking at least four fat bitches while on vacation or a road trip.

Note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.

Each fat bitch must be in a different city or place. And cannot be all at once.
You must Brand each fat bitch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
Each sow must be over 200lbs

Ex; let's go to Vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.

(Or)
Hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.

by Oliver Loving June 08, 2016

cash cattle

Rich person that only hangs with other rich people

Mason is a cash cattle, the lil fuckboy.

by jesusalmighty10w0 April 18, 2015

cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020