Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.

I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.

by MojoX November 10, 2009

calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies

them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"

by giantphallussedlady May 08, 2022

Calorie

Invisible food math

You: “Dude, what’s a Calorie?”

Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021