Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

buttfucked

1 to have anal sex
2 to be in trouble

1 i buttfucked her/him so hard last night
2 oh great, we're so buttfucked

by the ultimate bitch slap November 1, 2017

buttfucker

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.

Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.

by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009

BUTTSECKZ NAO

When one is very anxious to perform anal sex upon another's anus.

LOLOLOL STFU I WNAT BUTTSECKZ NAO!!!111

by Fauxfade August 11, 2010

buttfuckville

Middle of fucking nowhere.

John: "Congratulations! I heard that you landed an academic position. Where will you be teaching?"

Jane:"Buttfuckville, Wisconsin."

by ScholaryScholar November 29, 2010

Buttsucker

A person that hides inside a toilet waiting for a victim, when someone puts his/her butt on the toilet the buttsucker lunges for his/her butt and sucks all the crap out.

You can't leave the toilet seat when your buttsucked, because the power of the buttsuckers sucking is superb.

Uncomfortable... sometimes

Can also mean loser.

Rick waited inside the the Mexican restaurant's bathroom's toilet for a victim to buttsuck. Rick is a buttsucker.

by HEEEHAW December 8, 2012

buttsecks

To give or recieve pleasure with someone's ass and/or fiddle stick.

Holy crap beyatch, did you just give that rubber chicken hardcore buttsecks?!

by Buttsecks master September 13, 2005