buttpriest

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

buttering a hotdog

When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.

dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina

That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.

by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011