Butter Dick

Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.

Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"

1)The man had a butter dick.

2)I have to clean my butter dick.

3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"

by josteoj&bloodybear666 April 8, 2011

Butterguck

n. 1 Post-Coital Expulsion from an orifice esp. vaginal.
v. 1 ('ing) an act of one's kegels to expel a foreign substance.

1 "the poor boy got butterguck all over his stomach and in his bellybutton when his girlfriend lifted off him after he came"
2 "after the premature climax of her partner, the actress went off set to butterguck before the second take."

by Daniel Infrangible April 21, 2011

Buttermilk Brownies

After a girl takes a shit, you shove it in her pussy, mixing it with some buttermilk pancake mix(cum is used instead of milk). You then proceed to fuck her mixing it around. Next you get the mix and pour it on a pan and cook it for a late nite snack.

Last night Jimmy started to crave some chocolate pancakes, so he went into the kitchen to find that he only had pancake mix but no chocolate substances. So instead he decided to use his girls fresh shit. He got horny so he shoved the shit in her pussy and added the pancakemix to it. He started to fuck her and mix it around he came so much that it provided a nice milk like fluid. He then poured it in a pan and cooked and had himself nice Buttermilk Brownies.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017

Butterfuck

Idiot; Stupid person; roughly equivalent to "knucklehead"; derived from "buttfuck";

"Put down the cell phone and drive, you butterfuck!"

by Davey Hillsbo January 6, 2008

Buttermilk

Buttery Milk, Milky Butter. Do not put in cereal.

I'm hungry for some Buttermilk.

by InvertedCrucifixion March 17, 2010

Buttersock

A sock full of butter in which someone is beaten with. They usually have a butter fetish or like to eat butter and/or socks. Buttersocks are a deadly weapon and have often been used by butter munchers as a way of softening butter before baking.

Guy1 "Let me beat you with my Buttersock"
Guy2 "Sure, I love butter"

by Butternomnom October 9, 2011