A amazing girl that is always happy and will love anything that has a face on it.She is so sweet and kind to everyone.she says hello to strangers to try to make there day go from a 10 to a 100.She is beautiful in her own way .She loves animals and loves to help them.-Chloe horsley jayde, jasmine,savannah, and danicas bff i love you guys if you see this.
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Did you hear Jayde Butcher saved a bird from geting hit and risked her life for the poor creature to be safe.
by Chloe _starhorsley November 12, 2018
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Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.
by Stoney69 August 1, 2019
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Rex: “Derek in the corner shop is a dodgy butcher”
Shayne: “Hey?”
Rex: “Derek is fond of the old dick.”
Shayne: “Hey?”
Rex: “Derek is fond of the old dick.”
by Fcfsby January 28, 2022
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That little boy's mom is such a bitchelor. She provides him with academic, artistic and athletic enrichment, but he also gets to eat fish sticks and ice cream for breakfast if she feels like letting him.
by Cydne Washington March 6, 2008
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by ams01 January 27, 2005
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by Necro Mark November 3, 2007
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One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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