I'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

spoil buddy

An older guy who spoils a younger, sexy girl for a no strings attached hangout, sex n shopping relationship....but not the same as a sugar daddy cuz he is:

a) not so old he's a historical artifact
b) kinda cute, just outside her age bracket
c) gonna buy her clothes and shoes, and salon visits, and spa treatments, etc. but not cars and houses and such nonsense as that

kinda like a "sugar daddy lite" for the girl who ain't interested in hookin up with sum old senior citizen but would like to be spoiled a little by a older but not old, kinda cute, guy that wouldn't be so weird and gross.

Girl: So are you sayin you wanna be my sugar daddy?

Guy: No way! I'm not an AARP member!! I just wanna be your spoil buddy.

by urbootyismykryptonite July 28, 2012

taste buddy

noun: A person who shares the same likes and dislikes in food.

"You also hate asparagus? We're such taste buddies!"
"If I don't know what to eat, I ask my taste buddy"
"If I think it's delish, so does my taste buddy!"

by pzp July 29, 2012

word buddy

A friend with which one does the Urban Dictionary and Mirriam Webster Dictionary words of the day, everyday, with the challenge of using each word in conversation at some point during the day.

"My word buddy just texted me that the Urban Dictionary word of the day is 'Saltdaddy' and the Mirriam Webster word of the day is 'reverberate'. Now I have to figure out how to use both of those words in context at some point today."

by PutYoPantsOn April 14, 2014

Sugar buddy

A non sexual relationship where one friend financially carries the other friend in times of no money.

A term developed in Soquel California

Cody forgot his wallet at home so I had to be his sugar buddy this afternoon

by Michael T Galleeeee June 17, 2017

Fuck-buddy

Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.

"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"

by Duncan Barron February 10, 2008

Shovel Buddy

A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family to see. i.e. Pornography, sex toys or drug paraphernalia. The shovel buddy is allowed to keep or destroy these items and is ideally alerted by a loud horn.

*Created by Steve Morrison of the Preston and Steve show on 93.3 WMMR (Podcast 6-21-07)

Steve told Preston, his shovel buddy, where he hid his porn so that if he died he could remove it from his house.

by mybrosteve December 30, 2008