burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture

never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you

by C1VO September 16, 2011

burrito

an uncircumcized penis

i pulled down my pants and pissed out of my burrito

by acetic August 17, 2003

burrito

Perjorative slang for a Beretta handgun (as carried by a military person or federal cop)

My burrito is rusty and it rattles so bad I can't hit the side of a barn.

by The Pirate of Pissants April 9, 2006

burrito

large group of hispanics hanging out in a big crowd.

John: Yo look at all those spanish people over there!
Steve: Thats one big burrito dude.

by bootycrease212 February 12, 2010

@burrito

The @ stands for anal, it is an Anal Burrito. You shove the burrito up your ass and well......eat it.

Man I just ate some nice @burrito's last night at McDonalds

by Fleischklopfer May 23, 2018

burrito

something that makes you fart

"psssssssssssssssh"

by lauren and lex March 30, 2003

burrito

someone who starts acting like a lame ass after a few beers. aka my brother

evreything was cool until rich started hitting the tequila and acting like a burrito

by fishegg July 12, 2004