Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005

turd burgler

n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.

Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!

by Apostoli August 30, 2005

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 18, 2004

Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...

I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.

by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference

That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.

by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020

chuff burglers

The definition of chuff burglers are

fanny flaps

e.g....

"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.

or

"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"

or

"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"

or

"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"

or

"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"

by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009