A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
by Old Jed April 19, 2005
n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
by Apostoli August 05, 2005
You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.
by webster September 19, 2004
Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.
ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
by mensa_mule April 15, 2019
Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018
The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
by TBurgler44 July 23, 2013