A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
by Old Jed April 19, 2005
Get the Turd burgler mug.n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
by Apostoli August 30, 2005
Get the turd burgler mug.You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.
by webster September 18, 2004
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e.g....
"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.
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"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"
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"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"
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"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"
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"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"
e.g....
"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.
or
"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"
or
"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"
or
"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"
or
"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"
by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009
Get the chuff burglers mug.Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018
Get the Spackle burgler mug.Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.
ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.
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