To 'brown eye'
Verb.
To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.
Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
Verb.
To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.
Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
by randomimpulsion2165 June 13, 2013
they’re just brown eyes , until you look at them up close. Or get to know the person. you will fall for them.
I fell for his honey brown eyes.
by brella22 May 27, 2019
When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized
by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008
by Wicked_M4 April 10, 2006
Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.
by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017
Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.
by Lt. Short Bus April 14, 2010
When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.
I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.
by winniebegoandthedego September 08, 2010