Skip to main content

Use protection!

A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).
A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.

B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"
by Light Up Socks January 15, 2011
mugGet the Use protection! mug.

Rejection is protection

This quote means that if something doesn't go your way (you're rejected) it probably means there is something better out there for you (being protected).
"I'm really sad I didnt get the main part."
"Don't worry, rejection is protection there will be something better out there for you!"
by Katie__ February 4, 2015
mugGet the Rejection is protection mug.

Protection Racket

A business combination of extortion schemes controlled by a criminal syndicate. For the "promise" of security, significant sums of money are seized from persons, businesses, communities, or even nations. While the racketeer may in fact provide real protection, it is at a cost the victim would never voluntarily assume under normal circumstances. Often the promise of security is accompanied by a veiled threat.
"This is President Obama calling. Don't think of this as some kind of Protection Racket...think about it as life insurance. Your country has numerous external security threats. You are also very dependent on trade for continued economic growth. It would be terrible to experience a security failure in that part of the world. We stand ready to protect you against that kind of threat. But in order to do that we need about a billion dollars this week. Recognize we are partners in this now. It takes a village. We know we can count on your support.
by prophet matt February 21, 2011
mugGet the Protection Racket mug.

Brotation

Dude, follow the brotation!
by Watastoner September 5, 2011
mugGet the Brotation mug.

brerection

When a breakfast is so good it gives you an errection
Dude Tfigg's mom's cinnamon pancakes were so good they gave me a brerection
by big ol'e thick (blue) November 25, 2010
mugGet the brerection mug.

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.
Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.
by broboi69 June 3, 2016
mugGet the Brotentious mug.

Broception

A gathering of bros with different views expressing their perspective as an individual party.
What was your broception you had with your bros on Joe Biden?
by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
mugGet the Broception mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email