broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.

I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.

by wh33 February 26, 2012

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

“My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 11, 2021

burnt broccoli

the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up.

dude i just made burnt broccoli, it smells like dead baby! take a wiff!

by filly fart a bunch October 11, 2006

Broccoli headass

Some dude (probably named De'von) who's curly, greasy, hair resembles that of a broccoli.

Yo that dude is 100% a broccoli headass.

by RuthleSS Chaos August 21, 2017

broccoli slut

A permiscuous vegetarian. One who prances around singing the evils of meat consumption, yet can't seem to keep their oily digits off of some hard dick.

My ex-girlfriend. She makes me want to curdle. "The broccoli slut couldn't seem to grasp that she was, in fact, also addicted to pork."

by Wolfie Campbell July 12, 2006

eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 7, 2010