by The man with the mower June 28, 2021

Always posted on the block lookin all hench they call themselves “bolo b*tches” if you see them run they can wound you very ratchet and they share pant and pad
by Yourfadanyash October 17, 2021

Old, smelly, decrepit, fat piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live and should face retribution for his vile acts against god. Very annoying, bugging, sexual harassment.
by BriggsBroussard March 10, 2025

ryan briggs looks sweet and innocent but he’s a evil fucking demon
don’t get on the wrong side of briggsy or he’ll run round trying to knife you because he thinks it gives him clout
ryan is good at truffle shuffling
don’t get on the wrong side of briggsy or he’ll run round trying to knife you because he thinks it gives him clout
ryan is good at truffle shuffling
by boyoissexy October 9, 2018

Og Irish girlos
The best looking girls in ireland , but they rob tescos for a living.
They’ll give u the best slop slop 3000 for a fiver with no shame
The best looking girls in ireland , but they rob tescos for a living.
They’ll give u the best slop slop 3000 for a fiver with no shame
Johnny: me best mate told me them briggs girls give the best slop slop 3000 🤤
Tomo: Yh they do 😩 speaking from experience ygm 😉
Johnny: where do i find one?
Tomo: Theyre probs robbing dealz rn, go check there
Tomo: Yh they do 😩 speaking from experience ygm 😉
Johnny: where do i find one?
Tomo: Theyre probs robbing dealz rn, go check there
by bbyT 😈 April 12, 2022

Your a Briggs
by Djefbdmactbtm November 5, 2019

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
