Anal Bride

1. A bride composed exclusively of anuses.
2. A bride who is anally experienced.
3. Someone who is tricked into marrying another person solely for the purpose of excessive anal plundering
4. Rory

bob: "YO! I COPPED ME AN ANAL BRIDE LAST NIGHT!"
yagar: word? whats it's name?
bob: RORY!

by ahcsiM January 28, 2009

bag-bride

a crack smoking prostitute.

reese witherspoon's mom in the movie "freeway" was a bag-bride.

by Jenjennjen August 17, 2006

gnomes bride

An expression that means you will castrate them then pimp them out to the highest bidder

Just so we are clear if I ever see you with him again I’ll make you a gnomes bride

by Dino_toast January 27, 2019

Ride and Bride

‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.

I’m gonna Ride and Bride this ace I met online.

by candiedbones November 26, 2020

slut bride

A girl who has sex with at least one other man on her wedding day (known or unknown to her new husband), specifically performing some or all of the sexual acts while wearing her wedding dress.

Kath loved the thought of being a slut bride, having the first dance with her new husband after another man has fucked her and cum all over her wedding dress.

by okguyxx February 12, 2014

Foodcourt Bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride

The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.

by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008

participant button bride

n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."

It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.

by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004