a bad ass gets all of the girls and is super sexy he has a big dick and is cute as fuck he is short but hot
by wesal fart October 3, 2019
Get the Brettmug. A man with a huge penis, will shag anycunt who stands in his way. Gets dogs at special discount from junkies
The name is brett hwfggg check 1,2, top boy of the byt. Gawna go for a couple lines so hook a man up with a prostitute
by Brett byt November 22, 2018
Get the Brettmug. The most attractive person to every live and gets all the girls, he is super tall and has rectangular glasses. Everyone wants to be around his loud personality
Brett is so hot
by Bboybiggins October 25, 2019
Get the Brettmug. Brett is the most attractive most amazing boy you will ever meet he has the most handsome blue eyes that intoxicates you with happiness,and he is super sexy in flannels. He may down himself but he gets happy when you remind him how extraordinary he is.
by Morgie August 11, 2015
Get the Brettmug. by LonelyIrishDude August 18, 2016
Get the brettmug. The name of a guy who typically stands 6' tall with blond hair, piercing blue eyes and a laugh that makes you want to laugh along side him. He could survive a lifetime on sandwiches, protein shakes, trail mix and not to mention a healthy dose of oral. (give or get, he's not picky) Brett's are usually doters (look it up people, it's not that difficult) and enjoy activities such as "plowing" and finding new ways to reference his penis -- while simultaneously hating grocery shopping and begging for road head. Brett's will always be the one that got away if you let him pass...so judge wisely women!!
by Michaela aka The Phantom April 7, 2009
Get the Brettmug. won’t tell u he’s bisexual but is definitely bisexual. very tall and scary. secretly loves a boy named alex dearly.
by TrashTheTown July 16, 2018
Get the Brettmug.