BRET

Bret is only for Spartanburg people used as term or a saying for different things

Homie friend cousin mom anybody

Bret just chill or Bret you Ian even mean to do that shit or Bret they tried to lock my ass up or Bret ass was tripping last night

by Jayla rodriguez February 17, 2022

Bret

Just ask Nate Eggleston

Person 1: Yo do you know what a Bret is?
Ben: Yeah Nate Eggleston told me.

by Child_Eater3000 April 20, 2020

Bret

Your Bret is so evident in the public environment that it is only necessary to point the green aura that possesses the unclean aura and now u must take accountability by being appointed by the name of what u viciously exert.

Omg stop talking u bret.

by yourbludclartmudda April 7, 2023

Bretting

To cum in your pants when overly excited by a woman’s presence.

My friend was going through a dry spell and was hanging out with this new girl and ended up bretting himself.

by Jae Larsen October 9, 2025

Dirty Bret

When a old dirty bastard shaves his grey ball hair with a electric razor then shoves it up his butthole while thinking about a red headed lover!

A dirty Bret wants to be with a ginger!

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Bret

Just a normal guy who is living in Germany whit a big heart and sense of justice. he also finds it very nice and funny what is written about him on the internet

Who names his kid Bret? WTF???

by therealbret August 5, 2020

Bretting it

Gooning in a bathroom on a school trip for four hours straight.

Jonas is bretting it again, i ain't going in there.

by pro bretting it April 2, 2025