Brexit

The thing that the Goverment of ENGLAND CANT HANDLE

BREXIT IS THE WORST

by S0me_1 January 30, 2019

brexit

Verb. To vocally declare one's intent to depart, but then indecisively delay or quietly avoid departure.

Every morning my cat brexits, meowing loudly at the front door, and then just sitting there when I open it for her.

Frustrated with his circumstances, the young child screamed "I'm running away". Yet his parents knew that he was brexiting, and sure enough he was quietly reading in his room minutes later.

After hearing the results of every presidential election, thousands of Americans brexit to Canada.

by Elbroomo January 11, 2017

Breitbart

See Flaming bag of dog poop

What appears to be a red hot item turns out to be a smelly bag of shit.

It's amazing that people still fall for that Breitbart crap.

by Cat Chew July 22, 2010

Breitbart

A sponge or pad used to wipe up Santorum

Bitch, grab that Breitbart over there and wipe this Santorum off my dick before it drips all over the sheets.

by WTFitsPuck June 4, 2012

Brexit

How to fuck up an entire country ; To commit Brexit

The Conservative government in the UK wanted BREXIT, in doing so they fucked up an entire country. They committed Brexit

by Jayna Alba March 30, 2019

brevity

the quality of expressing much in few words

To a Loved family member that ya don't get to talk to much: "WTH! You're online this is so great, I've so much to tell you. I Love You! I've met the man/woman of my dreams, I got that job I've been working so hard for. How are you?!" Reply from family member: "Nice, but I can't talk now, I've GTG!!! I'm sorry." You: "Wow I can't believe the brevity you are showing." Family member: "Huh?"

by MstrssMe May 2, 2009

Brexiting

Telling your partner you will pull out before ejaculating during sex and then changing your mind at the last minute

Brexiting

The "Rhythm Method" would a helpful form of contraception if it wasn't for the majority of men being fans of Brexiting

by J. R. Hartley March 30, 2019