Basketball

The best game ever invented. Black and whites excel at thy sport. Blacks dunk, whites shoot. End of story.

Hey, MJ, u wanna go play some basketball, wit me, Larry, and Shaq?

by Jakrel April 19, 2005

Brosketball

An all out full contact game of mini basketball commonly played in a small hallway or room with a bunch of bros. The objective is to plow your way to the basket in an attempt to "slam it home". There are no rules and games are played to 5. To become a preeminent player you must play with heart and a hankering for winning.

-I'll beat you in anything breh.
-You can't beat me in a game of Brosketball, I'm too good.

by sjfcWard4 March 4, 2011

Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.

Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/

by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010

Basketball Wives: LA

A reality show on VH1 that depicts lives of the wives of Basketball players that play for an LA team. If you're not into watching immature women argue and fight over petty drama and make ignorant statements about one another and put down classy women, do not watch this show.

A new episode of Basketball Wives: LA is coming on tonight, but I'm not going to watch it because most of the women are too ghetto and unclassy.

by afrikanamomma September 25, 2011

Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.

She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl

by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014

donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.

Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.

by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014

basketball jones

A person who is obsessed with anything related to basketball: playing and watching.

That kid is the biggest basketball jones I've ever seen! He's a balla!

by Hobbes123 July 26, 2005