by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
Get the break-up jockey mug.A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
Get the break-up jockey mug.A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018
Get the break up band mug.You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
Get the Break up letter mug.When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!
Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.
Brad: True, she had it coming.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
Get the Bald break up mug.Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
Get the Dye break up mug.A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.
I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.
by horn5guy March 28, 2012
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