Bracket Nerd

A person overly obsessed with creating and evaluating championship brackets for sports tournaments.

I'm so tired of hearing all of those bracket nerds talk about who they picked for the NCAA.

by alphasniper April 8, 2011

Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.

Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010

bracketing

1. the act of supplementing before, and after gym workouts
2. the act of visting plankerville before, and after meals

"hey is joel bracketing again?"
"yeah, but he's not in the gym this time, he's in plankerville again"

by tina miller December 31, 2007

crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

metal braces and brackets

ok braces are the back ring like thing on your molars and brackets are on your front teath. if you don't brush then the gums start moving down and covering your braces and then the orthodontist has to cut it after numbing it but you still can feel it so better brush. you cant have hard, sticky stuff or it will pull out your braces and you will have to get them glued back. if a bracket gets loose they replace it with a brace instead. they hurt for a week after you first get them and after you get them tightened. it hurts to chew or rip things off till the end of your 6 or 7 days.

(angel) person who got braces: hey just got my metal braces and brackets. they are starting to hurt
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer

by strongopinions July 17, 2014

bracket

They are all hermaphrodites that are suuuper thiccccc. They are Also diagnosed with scoliosis and are sped. Their hobbies consist of listening to m and m and logic and shotgunning beers. They also wakes up chris breezy everymorning. He has no hoes cuz he has a 1 inch tooth gap.

DId you know that BRACKET has a pussy??

by sir sped the third September 27, 2019

age bracket

age range. Rango de edad, quinta.

One in five children in this age bracket had participated in cyber-bullying.

by Elacuar April 1, 2017