crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ August 25, 2008

Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.

Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

by starinsideahumansuit October 05, 2010

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did you see bill use a curvy bracket in the perfect way?

by imakegob00m911 August 01, 2024

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024

brAckets (in a scouse accent)

something george harrison said

george harrison: brAckets (in a scouse accent)

girls: 😍😍

by georgeharrisonswife October 15, 2023

metal braces and brackets

ok braces are the back ring like thing on your molars and brackets are on your front teath. if you don't brush then the gums start moving down and covering your braces and then the orthodontist has to cut it after numbing it but you still can feel it so better brush. you cant have hard, sticky stuff or it will pull out your braces and you will have to get them glued back. if a bracket gets loose they replace it with a brace instead. they hurt for a week after you first get them and after you get them tightened. it hurts to chew or rip things off till the end of your 6 or 7 days.

(angel) person who got braces: hey just got my metal braces and brackets. they are starting to hurt
friend: how long they have to stay
angel: 4 years so about either year we get out or after highschool.
friend: that SUCKS
angel: I know right. cant wait for my retainer

by strongopinions July 18, 2014

bachelor bracket

A group of friends watch ABC’s “The Bachelor” and guess who’s gonna win. It’s like an NCAA basketball bracket where contestants are eliminated each week.

Hey girls, let’s do a bachelor bracket! Personally, I think Rachel’s gonna win because she’s the prettiest.

by Rusty687 January 04, 2021