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Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.
"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."
by God Hates You July 22, 2014
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brasketball

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.
I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.
by Stik E December 7, 2007
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bracketception

The use of the bracket symbol within brackets
P1: Brackets, brackets everywhere.
P2: Bracketception brooo!
by supavictor3 May 5, 2013
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bracketry

n. A non-existent branch of mechanical engineering that gets little respect; the science and technology associated with designing brackets. (A bracket is a support, consisting of metal or wood, projecting from a wall or the like to hold or bear the weight of a shelf, secure a part from moving, etc.)

Often considered an art form.
Stan: Matt, what do you think of this design?
Matt: I like it, but the bracketry could use some tweaking - it seems like there might be an interference.
by Andy792 June 28, 2007
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Bracken

Bracken is a sexy person with a giant penis who can do anything. They are eccentric but very lovable, funny and a good friend
Woah, that must be Bracken, I can tell because he is sexy, funny and cool
by InklingFan October 8, 2019
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Jelly Braclets

A bracelet that can be worn around wrists, ankles or another part of the body. Mainly, girls wore them because it was "fashionable" at the time.

But there is also a game that came with it. The game is called "snaps". Different coloured bracelets meant a different sexual activity;

Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69"
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Parents along with teachers and almost all other adults flipped out when they heard about "snaps" and automaticly thought anyone wearing these bracelets were huge sluts, and were fucking people everywhere. Banning the bracelets from many schools.
Mom; "OH TANYA TAKE THOSE JELLY BRACLETS OFF YOU SLUT."
Tanya; "mom, I just think they're cool to wear. I'm not playing the game.
Mom; "SO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GAME?!"
Tanya; "You're over reacting.. nobody plays the --
Mom; "BAAAHHHH TAKE THEM OFF"
by taylorissofreakincool June 23, 2006
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brackenhurst

A lovely campus in which many university students live and study animal and geography related courses. Many people at the other Trent campuses have no clue what or where Brackenhurst is and assume that we are all farmers.
Girl: 'Hi, i'm from brackenhurst, where're you at?'
Boy: 'Where?'
by Juicy_Jen May 10, 2009
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