Ducky Box

The container wherein one stores their sex paraphernalia, e.g., condoms, lube, massage oils, etc.

Sally: "Hey Joe, want to try the throbbing bicycle?"

Joe: "Sure, just let me stretch and get some supplies from my ducky box."

by Mr. Orange Julius September 7, 2010

Dirt Box

The dirt box or otherwise well known as the Nissan pulsar is a literal tin can flaking to bits with fuck all interior and safety. When experiencing this monstrosity don't be to surprised when ants are crawling up your ass from all the shit ass food on the floor. With a mileage of 400000+ expect to be flooring 100km+ in school zones flexing on kids drooling wishing they were you in the dirt box as it is. With black ice air freshener, an illegal modified exhaust and ALLAH ALIK YA SIDI playing in the background you wanna be drag racing on Beresford Rd. Even though there is a sharp turn don't worry if you cross the painted double lines as all cars will give way to you when they hear the roar from the lawnmower. Overall this car is ideal for men who wanna boost the shit out of a car ignoring road safety . For the rating of this car safety is a 1/5, boosting is 5/5 and vibs 5/5 on the p plate scale this car gets a 11/15 falling in the category of an above average car.

"shuu cuz did you see that guy floor 0-60 in 4.67 second what car is that" said jamal "o thats the Nissan pulsar some people call it a dirt box but its an absolute gem" said splambo
"Fuck me who's cutting the grass at this time o wait its the dirt box" said mangwini
"Brother can i hop in the dirt box gotta get to the station asap"
'bro its a Thursday why is someone taking out the trash o wait its the dirt box'
"dont you think Beresford Rd would make a good race track"

by smailliw nehs June 19, 2020

dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

DOOM box

Box of various stuff, often gathered over time. Doom boxes originate from cleaning sprees under time pressure. Usually it is the intention of a doom box creator to postpone organizing the stuff in a doom box.

Many people interpret doom boxes by the well know and often used acronym "Didn't Organize, Only Moved".

sometimes also called "doom bags".

I should really take a week off to deal with all of those doom boxes that I've gathered over the years.

by vinny12345 April 17, 2022

Tijuana dirt box

When a man of hispanic, most frequently Mexican, descent defecates onto a womans vagina.

Hector was so mad at Gina for cheating on him he Tijuana dirt boxed her

by courtesyofGD March 8, 2009

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009

Different box of frogs

When 2 things are so completely different

Coke in a can and coke in a bottle is a completely different box of frogs

by Big dick tye December 22, 2019