A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
Get the Michael Bowersmug. A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.
by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024
Get the William phoenix-bowersmug. William (will for short) is an extremely selfish person. Whenever you’re around him he will always judge over people on the way they look or how they aren’t as good as something as him. If you ever meet William phoenix -bowers, stay far away because his largely egotistical, selfish personality is not something most people would want to be face to face with.
by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024
Get the William Phoenix-Bowersmug. me: yall know cayden marie bower?
some flop: no girll whos that?
me: some girlie whos better than jewjew macaca!
some flop: no girll whos that?
me: some girlie whos better than jewjew macaca!
by slayayyyy October 12, 2022
Get the cayden marie bowermug. The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.
by gretch.bow May 29, 2016
Get the Gretchen Bowersmug. John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.
by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019
Get the john bowersmug. The stage above power. It typically means you are on a level that rivals God or Zeno-sama, or even Lord Twigo sempai sama. It means you can erase universes and your power is unrivaled.
I HAVE BOWER!!
by Living my mom's basement June 3, 2020
Get the BOWERmug.