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mind bottling

You know, what happens when your thoughts get all trapped up like in a bottle.
Its mind bottling how many people still litter.
by spaceman_ryan December 24, 2008
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Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
by wakingrooster August 5, 2010
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two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.
Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.
by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
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ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.
"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017
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Cross-Butting

The act of inserting an object in one’s anus for a period of time and having another person place the same object in their anus.
Man: Yo dude I’ll give you $10 to shove this dollar bill up your butt. It was up mine too.

Guy: No way! That’s cross-butting!
by Tory Nash November 1, 2018
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batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005
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batting 1000

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score
1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.
by keli kear November 8, 2003
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