boris

to take a poop.

i need to hang a 'boris'.

by sal93 May 1, 2009

boris

Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.

Well, i gotta go take a Boris.
Yeltsin or Becker?
C'mon we just had tacos....you know which one!!

by nappeo November 19, 2009

boris

n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.

"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."

by StoatyFox April 21, 2021

BORIS

A person who gets Ability and ambition mixed up.
A spoilt person who has had their own wat all their life.
Someone who no one has said NO to.

That manager is a right Boris.
That supervisor is a total Boris.

by Sir Chemical Ali September 18, 2019

boris

crap, shit, or turd

Careful, the cat has left a huge boris on the rug.

When he had finished his cock was entirely covered with crap, so much that it might have been made of the stuff - a giant boris johnson.

by HaroldBeerdrinker August 28, 2019

Bori

A piece of solid defecant which is expelled from the anus that is 12 inches or approximately 30 cm in length. Note that anything larger than 30cm or 12inch can not be regarded as a Bori.

I just did a Bori.
That is a Large Bori

by Jason Raah Raah Bah August 8, 2007

bories

a girl who is a HUMONGOUS sex addict. she's very horny.

dude that hoe is a bories, she fucked me and 5 other guys in one night

by linda09 September 24, 2005