booker knife

When you take a spoon and shove it up your homey’s ass

I just booker knife Kenny’s ass

by Dirty Kenny with a stick up July 18, 2021

Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker

Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker

by lusvig April 26, 2019

booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

by Sexydimma June 1, 2012

Bookers

Huge glasses or sunglasses, like those worn in the 1970's, that makes the person looky stupid buggy.

Take a look at that old lady's bookers, my God they are ridiculous!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 8, 2018

Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.

What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!

by F_loot April 14, 2011

dirty booker

Definition of a guy with a tiny cock and a pot noodle hair cut.

“Your hair looks like a dirty Booker”

by Dirty baz February 17, 2022

booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail

boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2012