Boof

To insert your drug of choice into your rectum to take advantage of the higher absorption rates found there as opposed to the stomach. Typically done with pills and liquids.

Person 1: You ever boofed a roll?
Person 2: I'm a nasty motherfucker.
Person 1: Nuff said.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

boobhat

-noun
1. A boob placed on the head of another person which simulates a hat.

-verb
1. The act of placing one or more boobs on another person's head.

"Your breasts would make an excellent boobhat. Please place them on my head."

Also, a note on boobhatting, from a seasoned expert: "Boobhat related injuries, including herniated discs, quadriplegism, suffocation, and chronic priapism are on the rise. Please remember that the boobhatting lifestyle requires commitment and training. Parents, teach your children to start small, train hard, and never take more boob on their head than they can handle."

by Mizzchelle April 3, 2009

bofh

B(astard) O(perator) F(rom) H(ell). The all too well-known system administrator. Usually one who has been sysadmin for too long and has either stopped caring about his users, or become too power-hungry, or maybe he's just a mean person, who knows. One day, when I start a personal network, I too wish to become a BOFH.

Bytehway: if you have a female BOFH, would that be bitchy operator from hell or something?

When the BOFH saw that I had over 100 locally-installed programs, he deleted everything, set up really strict quotas, and changed my password.

by niffshack May 13, 2005

snoochie boochie noochies

Simply it is blunts

Seen in Jay and Silent Bob. One hand he holds a bag of weed, the other he holds a bag with blunts in

I bet you would be pretty nervous?

Well i've got the solution....Snoochie Boochie Noochies!

by Nock_1251 June 19, 2006

Snoochie Boochies

catch phrase from bluntman and chronic, introduced in jay and silent bob movies such as "clerks", "jay and silent bob strike back", "dogma", and some other awesome movies..snoochie boochies doesn't mean just kidding dont hurt me, that is SNOOGINS

"Snoochie Boochies doesn't really mean anything, just a catch phrase".

by J&SB#1fan November 18, 2004

boofah

I've heard this word FOR YEARS. According to my grandma, it means fart

(Old-ish grandma voice)
"Oops! I just boofah'd"

by DairyBoyTheMilkman April 22, 2014

Boof Assist

To help you're partner or friend ingest or smuggle drugs in the anus.

Hey Steve security looks pretty tight up there no way there getting my blow here put this in my ass it will only take a second. No problem bro I'm always ready with the boof assist.

by Tipperwook October 14, 2019