I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

Oh my bonkers

When something catches you off guard and you have no idea how to express your emotions.

friend: My cat died today.
you: Oh My Bonkers!!

by bunnyfox' July 26, 2021

Bonkersnuts

Incredulous people who think that the peer review means everyone review.

"This guy is bonkersnuts for saying that Justin Beiber is a shape shifting reptile from the Illuminati"
"What do you mean snow doesn't melt with a blow torch because of chem trails! You're bonkersnuts!"
"Only bonkersnuts people claim that seeing rainbows in their sprinklers is because of HAARP."

by lljames February 1, 2014

Bonkerson

to give or to get a good sexual romping to a member of the opposite sex.

I gave her a good bonkerson last night.

I need to bonkerson asap.

by too chi June 8, 2009

bonkers

any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.

yo, that party last night was bonkers!

by mia sara May 13, 2006

Bonkey

Bonkey

Pronounced 'bonk-ay'

1. (Adjective) someone who gives you the urge to slap them or hit them.

2. (Noun) Used to call someone a donkey or an animal.

While it's technically a slur its not very offensive and can be used in many situations.

Bonkey is a word, used by Arabs and Arabs only. (It's like the n-word, but for Arabic people)

1. Ayala is so bonkey! I just want to slap her bald head.

2. NIRMAL IS SUCH A BONKEY. I HATE HIM

by Usef :) October 3, 2020

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009