bonk

noun. 1) Penis 2)Sex

1) Look at the size of his bonk. 2) I want to bonk you.

by sillylittlefatman April 1, 2009

bonk

not worth the time; lame; boring and uneventful

I went to Chuck Norris party, but left because it was bonk.

by PBJT August 1, 2008

bonk

to descibe a drug in a weak manner or say that it dosn't work

vanessa:that thizz we popped last night was hella bonk.

jordan:unless your dieing on the ground, you think everything is bonk

by ex-con December 31, 2005

Bonk

The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one

Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.

Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks

Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!

by Ling the ming August 12, 2012

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.

“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”

by bonkassdude January 24, 2018

Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel

Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!

by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018