beating with anti horny effect stick
by NIAWW March 22, 2021
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a sport where you roll up large paper and hit people hardly on the head
dudee shes bonking people in the halls!
by Lala lindsey January 31, 2009
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to have sexual relations;
to engage in extramarital intercourse with a woman
I totally bonked Phil's mom last night.
by Jim McDermott March 13, 2006
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1. to drive one crazy or absolutely mad

2. another version of the word bonkers
"That new kid is so cute that it drives me bonks!"
by JohnnyVonFurstenberger February 20, 2006
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Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD
When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.
by mooseface November 5, 2006
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A endearing term for a lovable old geezer. Generally possesses great skill in the field of carpentry. Ronnie Bonk Bonk originated from the name 'Ronald'.
"Are you off to the Men's Shed today, Ronnie Bonk Bonk?"
by SARAHnFLIPPY April 25, 2017
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beyond fucked up= bon-ked
ahh lord i was bonked lastnight
by cubanchiko November 16, 2006
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