Skip to main content

proleusus blanditia

Sexual Attraction, between Humans and Plants.

{Defined By Latin Terms}
Hey Ryan, you have proleusus blanditia!
by Alex & Vlad April 6, 2008
mugGet the proleusus blanditia mug.

Bolan

The surname of one of the greatest musicians ever to grace the Earth. Born Mark Feld, in London, September 30 1947. He changed his name to Marc Bolan in the mid-sixties and reached the hight of his success in the early to mid-70s. Some of his biggest hits include:

Ride a White Swan
Children of the Revolution
Metal Guru
Born to Boogie
Hot Love

He had his own TV show, entitled "Marc" in 1977 but only a few months after he was given the show, he lost his life when the car he was riding in, driven by his partner Gloria, hit a tree on September 16th, 1977, just weeks before his 30th birthday.

Marc Bolan was:

Wonderfully Talented
Incredibly Sexy
Devilishly Handsome
A "Cosmic Dancer"
"Have you heard 'Cosmic Dancer' by Bolan?"

"Yeah, Marc Bolan is God"
by ZiggyBolan May 13, 2005
mugGet the Bolan mug.

Wes Borland

Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.
''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia
by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007
mugGet the Wes Borland mug.

bolang

a kapampangan word meaning stupid,crazy,silly,and mentally retarded. the most comonly used word for swearing among Kapampangans.
Kulasang bangilan:(surfing dirty stuffs on the net and friend pops in looking at her work) Go away cant you see im busy. Bolang!!

Mariang kangkong: You are the one who is bolang! what bolang things are you searching over the net! bolang!!!
by akbungan naka ning alte October 10, 2006
mugGet the bolang mug.

bolantay

you have a bolantay behind
by dave December 30, 2003
mugGet the bolantay mug.

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.
"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."
by HateTouch January 3, 2008
mugGet the Blander Box mug.

Blandjob

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.
Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.
by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009
mugGet the Blandjob mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email