baistee

a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.

'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'

by auntiji April 20, 2007

great boast little toast

it's a Persian proverb and it means that:

You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).

How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

boisterous

loud, mischievous, rambunctious,

person 1" hey could you try to not be so boisterous?"

person 2" sorry"

by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007

boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.

Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011

biostitute

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006

bistracted

Even though straight, when someone of the same sex is so pretty that you do a double-take.

While watching Criminal Minds, I was bistracted from the storyline because Shemar Moore was in the scene.

by guiles27 August 13, 2010

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014