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Bobbittize

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
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bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
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A horrible person who smells like cheese but is a good dood overall!
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bobbelur pass

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Bobbu

Bobbu is a god. He is a kind, humble and intelligent god. He blesses those who follow him. He resides in the religious monastery. The seven deadly sins of Bobbuism include-
1. Putting Bobbu and Udanga in the same sentences (thus making this rule in itself a sin)
2. Calling Bobbu other names eg. Bobby
3. Putting Bobbu's name without starting with capital letters.
4. Putting Bobbu and the outlaw who must not be named in the same sentence.
5. Refusing to believe that Bobbu is everything, life and death.
6. Calling Bobbu, Shobith.
7. Insulting the religion of Bobbu in anyway.

Another rule includes, when you say 'sus' you must say Bobbu two times after that.
1. Person: Bless me, oh lord Bobbu, and bless our marriage.

Bobbu: You are blessed, disciple, may my prophets bear you with gifts, and may you be blessed with the gifts, and not the horrors of marital life.

2. Person 1: Yo Red kinda sus
Person 2: Buh you said sus, now you have to say Bobbu twice, oh shit even I said sus.
Person 2: Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu
Person 1: kk, Bobbu, Bobbu
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