blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

by TheCraw April 22, 2008

blumpkin

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

by blumpkinmaster January 9, 2008

Blumpkin, The

Involves having a bitch suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 19, 2003

blumpkin

The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.

After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.

by CassiusKarp June 11, 2010

blumpkin

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

by bread infection February 22, 2007

blumpkins

giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating

guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!

crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....

by teh poof June 13, 2005

blumpkin'

when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.

1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning

by Michael Aloian September 16, 2005