sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

by Wonder P March 2, 2010

Blueberries

Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.

Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."

Or

Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."

Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"

Guy 1: "fuck you!"

by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017

BLUEBERRY HAZE

That shit to make a niggas ass high for days

Yo this blueberry haze got me still high and i smoked 3 days ago

by P ROCK April 12, 2004

blueberry pie

When a girl takes a handful of blueberries, chews them up and sucks your cock, then she spits the blueberries and your cum on the ground. Eating it is optional.

Dahm shawty gave me a blueberry pie.

by Spankythemonky August 12, 2020

blueberry

-THE BEST GANJA!
-Smells of fruit (i dont know the smell of an actual blueberry)
-Tastes like weed with a little bit of blueberry taste
-Better High than regular weed
-Not as hard of a burnout as regular weed

-quarter O of blueberry to my dome
- ludacris' song "Blueberry Yum Yum"

by roxors April 3, 2005

Blueberrification

The process of a small child being turned into a blueberry through the act of eating forbidden gum

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!" "Well Mr. B, thats a side effect known just as Blueberrification.

by Citti in the hiddi July 20, 2010

Blueberry Surprise

Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!

This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.

I was pounding some girl and that bitch pulled that mother fucking blueberry surprise shit on me.

by ARan714 December 10, 2009