blitzkrieg bros

When you and a friend Eiffel tower a Polish girl.

Chris and I are blitzkrieg Brose now because we Eiffel towered

by roter May 2, 2018

Blitzkrieg?

this is a fatass nigga who loves fucking hispanic boys. he cant repect hopping on the meat.. (likes trans boys)

wyd Blitzkrieg?

Blitzkrieg: Sucking on hispanic boys!

by feetereater November 1, 2023

Blitzkrieg

A highly effective strategy that was fully utilised during WW2 by Nazi Germany.

It composed of 4 steps.
1. Find a weakpoint in the enemy line
2. Strike with artillery and smoke to take out most of the enemy force and reduce enemy visibility
3. Send in your armors (tanks) to take out the rest of the force
4. Footsoldiers go in to plunder and take.

"Hey Britain, nice TOG tank. But we made a new thing called BLITZKRIEG so your tank is obsolete now."

by yogha November 14, 2023

Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg

When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face

Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.

by Benjaminurmom April 17, 2022

Blitzkrieg

A shit that comes to your asshole so fast, you dont even see it coming. Commonly makes you stop whatever you're doing and makes you go poop.

Guy 1: OOOOH FFFUUCK I GOTTTAGOGOTTAGOSHITSHITSHIT
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.

by cptheinz July 23, 2018

Blitzkrieg

Blitzkrieg is a rule for beer pong invented by Ryan Skees while in covid isolation. Blitzkrieg can only be called on the last cup and only once per person. If blitzkrieg is called and the cup is made the opposing team gets no redemption and has to finish their drink

Alright my turn… I call blitzkrieg!

by gavbeen July 20, 2021

Blitzkrieg

The butt fuckening of France during the Second World War.

The French fought battles more violent than the Battle of Stalingrad because of Germany's Blitzkrieg tactics.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit December 15, 2022