"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"
"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."
"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."
by JustDoinWork January 5, 2010
by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011
Dilbert and the intern spent days proofing the manual then Wally pulled a blister sister and ran a final spell check to claim all the work.
by billmanak February 10, 2009
A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.
by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004
Shit Blister (verb)
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.
by Mr.Blister September 21, 2007
You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.
by Jeremy July 11, 2003
When you are in the know about something (usually gossip) and others are not. A bit like 'nudge, nudge; wink, wink' and 'between you and me'
by Jam The Man September 24, 2010