Balaton

prop. n.; a lake in Hungary. Usually referred to as "the crown jewel of Europe". Tourists from around the world flock to the shores of the Balaton in order to enjoy fine wine, fine eats, and fine women. The single most relaxing location in the visible universe.

Guido took his family to the French Riviera, only to regret it terribly and wish he had gone to the Balaton instead.

by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Baton Rouge

The act of fucking your girl when she's on her period, leaving you with a red stick.

She didn't want to put out last night but I told her "Baby, I'm going to Baton Rouge."

by JJ RedStick April 14, 2013

Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.

In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.

by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006

Blatant

Most commonly used for 'obvious', but also just an adjective used as a sentence enhancer.

"You're looking quite blatant today!"
"Pscht, blatantly!"

by Jacki and Molly January 9, 2008

Baton Rouge

People think Baton Rouge is full of rednecks but it really isn't. Baton is bout dat and if you dont like it den come visit so we can show you a lil southern hospitallity.Baton rouge is the originators of the word "GUTTA" and Most slang from louisiana comes from Baton Rouge. baton rouge stay gutta

If you are really from baton rouge you know bout LIL BOOSIE'.

by Lil 3RD WORLD grl September 25, 2005