Blame Toilet

The total & complete blaming of someone or something.
Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!
by Bangboy January 17, 2011
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Blaming the Beasts

The act of blaming others before reflecting on your own shortcomings.
Bill: yo, did you see Frank yesterday?
Terry: he was blaming the beasts fr
by FetusEaterFrank March 16, 2023
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Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.
Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.
by aaron_768 February 09, 2007
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blame game

blaming anything and everything except what is actually wrong
Candice: “Trans kids and Obama are the real reason for all the mass shootings in America.”

Travis: Thought you had game, Candice, but you just got the blame game.
by weallcannibal August 05, 2019
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blame bot

the best, free, sexually attractive, e-kitten grabbing, discord bot!
jamal: bro, my discord e-kitten just left my pack today..
johnathon: your such a beta bro.. Just use blame bot! it's made me an alpha kitten!
by jamal_frm_63rd January 02, 2022
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Blame Gun

Similar to Finger Pointing. A knee-jerk reaction to assign
blame to someone in a team setting for a series
of mistakes, unmet goals, etc. that cause a serious
failure. Once the Blame Gun has been pointed
and fired, the victim may be let go, written up, demoted,
shunned, etc. Ironically, often times the shooter is as
much to blame for a failure as the victim.
Joe : "I bet somebody's gonna get sacked for losing

that big account."

Moe: "The boss pointed the Blame Gun at me, but

I convinced him it was Fred's fault, so Fred

got shot instead."

Joe : "Well played."
by Hey Moe! June 03, 2009
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blame hound

a third party who cops the blame for anothers indescretion.
I droped the worst fart the other day and used my baby son as my blame hound.
by Golden Leper July 04, 2003
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