Black hole

Someone who is a very negative person. So negative, they suck the life out of you.

My grandmom constantly complaining and always seems miserable. She's such a black hole, it's getting more difficult hanging out with her.

by Brad34695 May 26, 2020

black hole

A state of intoxication when you know that you are TOO drunk already, but you also know that there is still a lot of alcohol in your system that hasn't hit you yet so you are going to get MORE drunk and there's nothing you can do about it.

When I left the club last night I realized I was way too drunk, but I'd just had those last 2 shots, so I knew I was in the black hole. I just wanted to get home and sleep thru it.

I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.

by akaDeAnne April 21, 2011

black hole

a rare birth condition; a black hole is when someone's vagina/anus can fit the equivalent to a watermelon or 69 dicks

Bitch 1: Ehmegawd she's such a whore
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy

by totallynotarapist69696969 April 9, 2017

black hole

its the raiders home field from the n.f.l.

the black hole is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hey what r u eating June 8, 2005

Black Holed

To exposed ones anus to an unexpecting victim by the spreading of the ass cheeks.

Dude the other day I was going up the stairs and when I looked up I got totally black holed.

by oTurtlez June 12, 2011

black hole

a emptyness in space wich its gravity will turn you into a giant noodle

ahhh!!! black hole

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

black hole

Referring to an ass hole that seems to have its own massive gravitational pullthat it seems to swallow cocks and numerous other objects that enter its sphere of gravitational influence.

God will you look at that black hole, its gonna swallow that guy's cock and probably several others, tonight alone.

by Todd Higgins November 10, 2006