Birthday 

Your father's cumiversary

Happy birthday , you little shit

Birthday by Ak.Cowling May 21, 2020

birthday 

a day that you celebrate the day you were born

birthday tomorrow

birthday by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Birthday 

A day to commemorate the fact that you were the fastest swimmer in your dad's ballsack

Person: What's your greatest achievement
You: I won a race against 500 Million participants. On my birthday none the less.

Birthday by dongfarmer September 28, 2018

Birthday 

Birthday the day I came out of a stomach

My moms a pussy, she had a c-section, that's my birthday

Birthday by Imthatoneperson December 17, 2018

birthday 

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

birthday by cyhm37 April 13, 2006

Birthday 

The day some one was born

Today's your Birthday!

Birthday by dillyboo April 5, 2016

birthday 

your birthday is a day of celebration just for you!You get presents and you get to have CAKE!

YOU-What did you get for your birthday?
ME-I got older!
BOTH-hahahaha

birthday by PINEAPPLE+PEN+APPLE+PEN=PPAP November 22, 2016