birthday

A special day to cry on

“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”

by Billiumlover69 June 14, 2021

birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

by mshd94 November 29, 2011

birthday

Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one

So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...

by crazy-mofo January 12, 2005

birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

by cyhm37 March 3, 2006

birthday

a birthday is the day that you are born.
it is also something that you celebrate year after year on the same day.

hey its Sarah's birthday today!
my mom is having a baby, happy birthday little guy!

by sup3rsaddi3 March 1, 2016

birthday

1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days

1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.

by lovemomndad November 9, 2009

birthday

basically celebrating another year in life, but also celebrating 1 year closer to death. lol

you: yay! its my birthday!
random person: hahahahaha!!!!! XDDDD
you:wat???
random person: that only means you are going to die sooner X
you: wat?! T.T this sux!

by birthday.girl.alley April 13, 2008